I'm a writer and creative director from New Orleans.

I'm also a retired tour manager, NBA free agent, semi-pro oyster shucker, and occasional third basemen for The Paris Review.

I live in New York and work at 360i.

For the past six years, I've proudly worked with Doug Murray.

We make work that makes headlines.

If you own a minor league baseball team, I'd very much like to be in charge of your absurd promotions.

Please reach out at your earliest convenience.